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The amateur assassins already have me in their sights.



Please, try harder. These foolhardy attempts at my life insult my intelligence.

This Smurfete character is also threatening the bunny. Therein lies his innate hypocrisy. One moment he advocates the preservation of beavers in their natural habitat, and the next he revels in the idea of marinading rabbits in beer and leeks. He claims to be an enlightened nature lover, but in his...

Received a message from a concerned denizen today.

PwnLaw wrote:I don't understand why they won't be nicer to us, we've shown them nothing but love and courtesy.

Agreed. Barbarians need to learn their place. I received another threat just now in fact.

Take it easy on those guys. They seem not to have many friends. Dear Poppie, You seem like a sympathetic chap and I assure you, the sympathies are shared. In one of my messages, I even emphasized the importance of education in attaining the respect of others, and spurred him on to conduct his studi...

Greetings denizens of the Valor(tm) universe. I am strapped for time generally, but have decided to grace your uncouth eyes (and grime-saturated tastebuds) with my own account of the lowdown of World 100. World 100 is generally populated by the underbelly of our society. Already, my city's surroundi...

I really can't believe how many people are under estimating the Play Mesh crew. Of course these guys can game. These guys gave their whole lives to gaming, they gave up on popularity, a fit physique, women, intimacy (self love not included), fresh air, and any chance of a sun tan. Who ever heard of...

Forgive me if this has already been addressed or is in the wrong thread altogether, but what is the tie-breaker in competitions where two (or more) players have the same score. It seems like it might be sorted by player name, which would give an unfair advantage to players with names that start wit...

DeathViruzX wrote:To whoever pushed that update button in PlayMesh, I love you. The update IS EFFING AWESOMEZ.

We love you too.