Valor Caption Contest - Winners Announced!

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Avikal
Knight
Posts: 47
Joined: Tue Nov 15, 2011 4:01 pm

Postby Avikal » Sat Mar 31, 2012 2:19 am

Bird(shouting in pain): Huh! Where is my tree my home???? God! Curse 'em all. (sobs)

Big man to old man: Can u give me lumber which u got after cutting this tree.
Old man on log: sorry, i cant!! i need this lumber to educate my scholar first. look i got my first scholarship :P

Goldnagger
Knight
Posts: 77
Joined: Sat Dec 24, 2011 12:04 pm

Postby Goldnagger » Sat Mar 31, 2012 5:51 am

Valor... So easy, a caveman can do it.

Duke24
Guardian
Posts: 155
Joined: Sat Feb 04, 2012 5:08 am
Location: World 4

Postby Duke24 » Sat Mar 31, 2012 1:32 pm

Morrow to Cluckles: With immense regret I must inform you that the lumber cut down here was not used to further the Farm but was in fact required for this scroll paper for the large man beside us to learn to be a scribe to write down the outstanding achievements by the great Lords of Valor.

Asjmes
Lancer
Posts: 10
Joined: Sun Mar 04, 2012 9:09 am

Postby Asjmes » Sat Mar 31, 2012 1:59 pm

Little guy: Us scholars don't get paid enough for this!

Esponjosa
Lancer
Posts: 2
Joined: Sun Apr 01, 2012 1:07 am

Postby Esponjosa » Sun Apr 01, 2012 1:18 am

Guy on stump to naked ogre: "Put some clothes on! Who do you think you are... Aurora?"

Greyzz
Lancer
Posts: 18
Joined: Sat Mar 03, 2012 7:21 pm

Postby Greyzz » Sun Apr 01, 2012 2:00 am

small guy: don't you understand, its a bird you idiot!!
big guy's mind: hoooooooooooo.....(now loading)

Azazael518
Lancer
Posts: 1
Joined: Sun Apr 01, 2012 11:04 pm

Postby Azazael518 » Sun Apr 01, 2012 11:06 pm

"This was supposed to be an UPgrade!"

Solarin
Lancer
Posts: 4
Joined: Sun Mar 25, 2012 4:21 pm

Postby Solarin » Mon Apr 02, 2012 4:02 pm

Morrow to Cluckles:
For the last time, heroism and valor are not synonymous (alas, why have I consented to the education of this hopeless brute). Heroes tend to be impulsive dimwits but to possess valor one must be determined and keep his wits about. Valor has depth, it is not a game nor is it king of the hill. It is battle to the end.

Herobear
Lancer
Posts: 2
Joined: Sat Dec 03, 2011 5:56 am

Postby Herobear » Tue Apr 03, 2012 4:02 am

Caveman: Er... Tell me again?
Morrow: For the LAST time! "In this life... You were born... To conquer." Do you get what I'm saying?
Caveman: My mum isn't called "Conker".
Morrow: Aaargh!

Herobear
Lancer
Posts: 2
Joined: Sat Dec 03, 2011 5:56 am

Postby Herobear » Tue Apr 03, 2012 4:04 am

Caveman: Er... Tell me again?
Morrow: For the LAST time! "In this life... You were born... To conquer." Do you get what I'm saying?
Caveman: My mum isn't called "Conker".
Morrow: Aaargh!


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