The "Why Are You Attacking Me?" Message

[Ramenboy]

Here's a good one (base on true story):

XXX: "Why are you attacking me? I am a good player, please don't attack me!"
Me: "Sorry, but I love your city and I really want to have it."
XXX: "But I like me city more!"
Me: "Oh, I am sure I love your city more than you do. And don't you worry, I will take good care of it, you can come and visit when you got time." (This is the poor guys only city)
XXX: You will sure be out of this world, either by me or by my friend.
(18 hours after city capped, his friend's support land with 300 sentry, and I never heard a word from them since)

[Bl1ndFury]

Nice. Anymore good ones?

[awsomator]

I am?seriously?

[Elling]

How about "I am possitive that you have been constructing veapons of mass destruction. This is just a pre enptive attack."

[TheGhost]

We're making room to construct an inter kingdom bypass and your cities just happen to be in the way.
It's no use complaining, the plans have been on display in my academy for months now. It's not my fault you don't take an interest in local government.

[Deano87]

Here's on I used a couple weeks ago.

Player:Why are you attacking me?
Me:I'm just burning troops.
Player:Ok but please only attack this city and target the hiding place with your ballista not anything else (idiot doesn't realize you can't lol)
Me:Ok well make sure you keep your city full of troops.

Now I'm sending full attacks to bring down walls in 4 cities and ballista the farms, city hall, barracks and stable. Mind you this is world 22, what an idiot haha.

[Biwin]

Player: "Why are you attacking me?" <-- (only has one city)
Me: "I'm really sorry! I meant to attack the guy a few units over but I put in the wrong coords by accident and it's too late to recall!
Player: "How many troops?"
Me: "Don't worry, just send all your troops to your guildmate's city so you don't lose any.
Him: "Oh ok thanks!"

Took his city with 0 losses, all his troops became mine

[ILockHiM]

Why are you attacking me?... Wasn't me, it's a bug O.o"

[bananabandana]

Haha, what nice thing to wake up to in the morning! Awesome posts, people!

PwnLaw and I were just talking about this very same topic like 2 days ago. I believe he said his line was simply, "Because of your sins." -trololol

[PwnLaw]

Haha, what nice thing to wake up to in the morning! Awesome posts, people!

PwnLaw and I were just talking about this very same topic like 2 days ago. I believe he said his line was simply, "Because of your sins." -trololol

So many sins...