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Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2012 2:19 am
by Avikal
Bird(shouting in pain): Huh! Where is my tree my home???? God! Curse 'em all. (sobs)
Big man to old man: Can u give me lumber which u got after cutting this tree.
Old man on log: sorry, i cant!! i need this lumber to educate my scholar first. look i got my first scholarship :P
Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2012 5:51 am
by Goldnagger
Valor... So easy, a caveman can do it.
Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2012 1:32 pm
by Duke24
Morrow to Cluckles: With immense regret I must inform you that the lumber cut down here was not used to further the Farm but was in fact required for this scroll paper for the large man beside us to learn to be a scribe to write down the outstanding achievements by the great Lords of Valor.
Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2012 1:59 pm
by Asjmes
Little guy: Us scholars don't get paid enough for this!
Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2012 1:18 am
by Esponjosa
Guy on stump to naked ogre: "Put some clothes on! Who do you think you are... Aurora?"
Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2012 2:00 am
by Greyzz
small guy: don't you understand, its a bird you idiot!!
big guy's mind: hoooooooooooo.....(now loading)
Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2012 11:06 pm
by Azazael518
"This was supposed to be an UPgrade!"
Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2012 4:02 pm
by Solarin
Morrow to Cluckles:
For the last time, heroism and valor are not synonymous (alas, why have I consented to the education of this hopeless brute). Heroes tend to be impulsive dimwits but to possess valor one must be determined and keep his wits about. Valor has depth, it is not a game nor is it king of the hill. It is battle to the end.
Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2012 4:02 am
by Herobear
Caveman: Er... Tell me again?
Morrow: For the LAST time! "In this life... You were born... To conquer." Do you get what I'm saying?
Caveman: My mum isn't called "Conker".
Morrow: Aaargh!
Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2012 4:04 am
by Herobear
Caveman: Er... Tell me again?
Morrow: For the LAST time! "In this life... You were born... To conquer." Do you get what I'm saying?
Caveman: My mum isn't called "Conker".
Morrow: Aaargh!