The "Why Are You Attacking Me?" Message

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Tsarian
Lancer
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Joined: Thu Oct 04, 2012 8:41 pm

Postby Tsarian » Sat Oct 13, 2012 10:26 pm

Why are you attacking me?

I am not attacking you, I am sending my scholars to your city to have a cup of tea. I always love to have good friends in this game.
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Kingjason666
Knight
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Joined: Sun Mar 18, 2012 7:50 am

Postby Kingjason666 » Sun Oct 14, 2012 4:47 am

Lmao. None of u have ever seen a smurfmail from w95 obviosly We have had it all.

From my smile factory is expanding and your land has been designated the car park so please evacuate before the demolition crew get there.

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I am the here to tell you the smurf building inspector has told me your building are illegal and above the 15" high limit which is level 1 in humans terms. The demolition crew will be there shortly to reduce your building to a legal size.

But my favorite is this one.

This an a free announcement from your Internet service provider that you have reached 80% of your monthly usage. KA couretesy technicians have been despatched to your city to reduce its size in order to reduce your Internet usage. I'm sorry but if you have a problem with please phone us and talk to IdontGive ADam

Plus about 100 other ones and a tonne of layers going barb. If you ever meet a smurf HIDE. THey hate humans and gnomes
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awsomator
Guardian
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Joined: Sun Jun 10, 2012 6:19 pm
Location: World 30

Postby awsomator » Mon Oct 15, 2012 3:21 am

Why are you attacking me?


My troops were out chasing my pet dog and he ran to your city.Sorry for the timing.
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TheHeartlessKiller
Guardian
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Joined: Mon Oct 08, 2012 7:24 pm
Location: NW Quadrant of Milky Way

Postby TheHeartlessKiller » Mon Oct 15, 2012 10:04 pm

Oh man some of these are priceless.
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donut
Guardian
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Postby donut » Tue Oct 16, 2012 4:29 pm

Why are you attacking me?

I wasn't. I sent some scholars to educate your people and I guess now they like me better.
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Vinimax
Lancer
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Joined: Thu May 31, 2012 4:59 pm

Postby Vinimax » Tue Oct 16, 2012 10:54 pm

Sorry am I ? Please clear the city then, let's not waste any troops.
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Poppie
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Postby Poppie » Tue Oct 16, 2012 11:28 pm

I once said you stole my city name. And I said That you sold me some bad coffee on Baker's St. Just crazy things Or am I? I was targeting your crown
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Bl1ndFury
Knight
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Joined: Tue May 01, 2012 9:31 am
Location: Omnipresent

Postby Bl1ndFury » Sun Oct 21, 2012 10:10 am

donut wrote:"My troops must of snuck out again!"


Lol, I like that one. May have to steal it and make it my own. Nice one donut.
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