The "Why Are You Attacking Me?" Message

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Bl1ndFury
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The "Why Are You Attacking Me?" Message

Postby Bl1ndFury » Tue Aug 21, 2012 6:53 pm

If your a Valor player, at some point you've probably received the infamous "Why are you attacking me?" message. I absolutely love getting these from players, and I pride myself on replying with the most hilarious responses I can think of.
For Example: Why are you attacking me? ....because Yard Gnomes drive me crazy.
Or Why are you attacking me? .... I had my phone stolen from me, and it must have been the thief who did sent the attacks.
Or Why are you attacking me? ....because your Home Owners Association clearly states that you grass has to me kept no longer than 3 inches long, so now I have to take your city.

So I'm running out of material. Anybody got any good ones? ;)
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Postby TheGhost » Tue Aug 21, 2012 6:56 pm

My finger slipped


Repeatedly
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Bl1ndFury
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Postby Bl1ndFury » Wed Aug 22, 2012 5:35 pm

Lmao! I like that one!
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Postby LordFirefall » Wed Aug 22, 2012 5:47 pm

I once used the excuse that my son did it when playing with my phone ;)
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Joshuasky
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Postby Joshuasky » Wed Aug 22, 2012 6:59 pm

Im not attacking you, a battleaxe to the face is how we say hello in my country.
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Foluolcolkol
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Postby Foluolcolkol » Wed Aug 22, 2012 8:06 pm

If only u could send him the trololol song
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Kalm
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Postby Kalm » Sun Aug 26, 2012 9:55 am

Sorry but I need to borrow your city for the war
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Eklavya
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Postby Eklavya » Sun Aug 26, 2012 10:18 am

You tell me?
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Postby elchemor » Sun Aug 26, 2012 10:37 am

why are you attacking me ?
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Postby MechaStorm » Sun Aug 26, 2012 5:35 pm

this is war...face it bud the faster you learn it the better...so bye bye
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