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If your a Valor player, at some point you've probably received the infamous "Why are you attacking me?" message. I absolutely love getting these from players, and I pride myself on replying with the most hilarious responses I can think of.
For Example: Why are you attacking me? ....because Yard Gnomes drive me crazy.
Or Why are you attacking me? .... I had my phone stolen from me, and it must have been the thief who did sent the attacks.
Or Why are you attacking me? ....because your Home Owners Association clearly states that you grass has to me kept no longer than 3 inches long, so now I have to take your city.

So I'm running out of material. Anybody got any good ones?

My finger slipped


Repeatedly

Lmao! I like that one!

I once used the excuse that my son did it when playing with my phone

Im not attacking you, a battleaxe to the face is how we say hello in my country.

If only u could send him the trololol song

Sorry but I need to borrow your city for the war

You tell me?

why are you attacking me ?

this is war...face it bud the faster you learn it the better...so bye bye