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Postby burford_bunny » Wed Oct 24, 2012 10:15 am

DjMcBrien wrote:Bunny did what any bunny could do! She dug and dug desperately attempting to escape certain peril! The noise and shadow were closing in she had seconds before it would close in on her... What was it? What was causing this much destruction and death? Bunny was about to find out as she had just about dug a hole big enough for her body when out of the trees it came...


*Ahem*

At the very last moment, the bunny's paw broke through the roof of her secret emergency war burrow. She kicked her hind legs and squeezed her body through the hole, falling into the space underneath. She heard the thunder overhead as the pursuer planted massive feet (or something) one after another. It had seen her hide. It slowed its charge, relishing the moment before its victory.

Little did the grotesque creature know that the bunny was biding her time, waiting until the perfect moment for her counterattack!!!!

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Postby Jerrykorman » Wed Oct 24, 2012 10:52 am

I'll protect the little fluffy bunny!

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Postby burford_bunny » Wed Oct 24, 2012 11:54 am

Jerrykorman wrote:I'll protect the little fluffy bunny!


Excellent! Do you happen to have a grenade launcher the bunny could borrow?

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Postby Jerrykorman » Wed Oct 24, 2012 12:13 pm

I got better I got 80 rabbits here! And Lacey is a big girl, she is 32 pounds!

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Postby Mayor800 » Wed Oct 24, 2012 1:43 pm

Beloved Hasenpfeffer, do you realize for 50 gold you can buy a truce, can you please exercise that option and stop cursing the whole universe into amazon oblivion!

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Postby burford_bunny » Wed Oct 24, 2012 1:55 pm

Mayor800 wrote:Beloved Hasenpfeffer, do you realize for 50 gold you can buy a truce, can you please exercise that option and stop cursing the whole universe into amazon oblivion!


The bunny wants MORE gold. If the servers are down again, maybe they will give her MORE GOLD!!!!!!!

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Postby Mayor800 » Wed Oct 24, 2012 1:56 pm

While we wait for your hex to wear off, can you answer a question, Why do rabbits eat their own poop?

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Postby burford_bunny » Wed Oct 24, 2012 2:06 pm

Mayor800 wrote:While we wait for your hex to wear off, can you answer a question, Why do rabbits eat their own poop?


Bunnies do NOT eat poop. They eat cecotropes. If anyone does not believe the bunny, they should feel free to peruse this learned article at their leisure. The question concerning feces is the 9th topic addressed.

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Postby Mayor800 » Wed Oct 24, 2012 2:21 pm

Call it cecals or whatever you like, poop is poop. BTW, I witnessed this "flat rabbit" behavior last night on my drive home.

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Postby burford_bunny » Wed Oct 24, 2012 2:36 pm

Mayor800 wrote:Call it cecals or whatever you like, poop is poop. BTW, I witnessed this "flat rabbit" behavior last night on my drive home.


With your disposition, the bunny is surprised you didn't pull over to collect extra meat for your stew.

*Moment of silent respect following the unfortunate demise of a noble member of the family Leporidae*


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