I am strapped for time generally, but have decided to grace your uncouth eyes (and grime-saturated tastebuds) with my own account of the lowdown of World 100.
World 100 is generally populated by the underbelly of our society. Already, my city's surroundings are swarming with scoundrels and ruffians of the worst varieties.
Today, I began to fortify my city and acquire resources so as to fend off the plebeians that seek solace in undeserved charity. The more cunning among you have already attempted to deceive my innocent ears with messages wrought with platitudes and disingenuous outcries. Of course, I expertly diffused the requests while keeping my (extremely important) dignity intact.
Thus far, all barbarian attempts to lull me into a false sense of security have been thwarted. I do have to thank one special barbarian though, for noting that my city coordinates were improperly listed in the Bounty Spreadsheet.
With that, I wish all of you the best in your attempts to become civilized. I'm sure it must be difficult, but the reward is well worth the effort.
Until next time,
Pleasebegentle
