For Example: Why are you attacking me? ....because Yard Gnomes drive me crazy.
Or Why are you attacking me? .... I had my phone stolen from me, and it must have been the thief who did sent the attacks.
Or Why are you attacking me? ....because your Home Owners Association clearly states that you grass has to me kept no longer than 3 inches long, so now I have to take your city.
So I'm running out of material. Anybody got any good ones?
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