Here's a good one (base on true story):
XXX: "Why are you attacking me? I am a good player, please don't attack me!"
Me: "Sorry, but I love your city and I really want to have it."
XXX: "But I like me city more!"
Me: "Oh, I am sure I love your city more than you do. And don't you worry, I will take good care of it, you can come and visit when you got time." (This is the poor guys only city)
XXX: You will sure be out of this world, either by me or by my friend.
(18 hours after city capped, his friend's support land with 300 sentry, and I never heard a word from them since)
The "Why Are You Attacking Me?" Message
Here's on I used a couple weeks ago.
Player:Why are you attacking me?
Me:I'm just burning troops.
Player:Ok but please only attack this city and target the hiding place with your ballista not anything else (idiot doesn't realize you can't lol)
Me:Ok well make sure you keep your city full of troops.
Now I'm sending full attacks to bring down walls in 4 cities and ballista the farms, city hall, barracks and stable. Mind you this is world 22, what an idiot haha.
Player:Why are you attacking me?
Me:I'm just burning troops.
Player:Ok but please only attack this city and target the hiding place with your ballista not anything else (idiot doesn't realize you can't lol)
Me:Ok well make sure you keep your city full of troops.
Now I'm sending full attacks to bring down walls in 4 cities and ballista the farms, city hall, barracks and stable. Mind you this is world 22, what an idiot haha.
Player: "Why are you attacking me?" <-- (only has one city)
Me: "I'm really sorry! I meant to attack the guy a few units over but I put in the wrong coords by accident and it's too late to recall!
Player: "How many troops?"
Me: "Don't worry, just send all your troops to your guildmate's city so you don't lose any.
Him: "Oh ok thanks!"
Took his city with 0 losses, all his troops became mine
Me: "I'm really sorry! I meant to attack the guy a few units over but I put in the wrong coords by accident and it's too late to recall!
Player: "How many troops?"
Me: "Don't worry, just send all your troops to your guildmate's city so you don't lose any.
Him: "Oh ok thanks!"
Took his city with 0 losses, all his troops became mine
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